Will not give you any superhuman powers...

Does Batman ever do his own cooking? Sure, he's got Alfred. But what if Bruce has a hankering for blue box mac n' cheese and Alfred's asleep? We've heard rumors of Bruce making his own sandwiches. Perhaps your sandwiches are so messy that they require you to wear an apron.

This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Batman. We can't promise you an overflowing bank vault, a butler, a Batmobile, a cool bat suit, or all the ladies. We can promise that it'll keep you from staining your shirt while cooking. It's just an apron, after all.

reminder: body is white...